1.You are not fully human evolution, the gene mutation of the alien.
Cast aside the term you are from.
You are God missed the fall of the old washing machine.
If power can be ugly, your presence so that the world can stop a nuclear power plant.
Your face can instantly solve the population problem in China
2.w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?
doctor: your brain is perfectly ok.
w.bush: how come?
doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain.
w.bush: and?
doctor: but yours is even far bether than all the others.
w.bush: oh?
doctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception.
w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope.
doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain.
布什和医生的笑话。
注意下最后一句。是一语双关