诙谐搞笑的英语谚语

以下是我为你整理收集的诙谐搞笑的英语谚语，希望你们希望，谢谢！

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

　钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

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　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

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　Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　要用心去爱你的`邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

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　Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

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　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

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　The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

　聪明人都不结婚，但一旦结了婚很难再聪明起来。

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